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Beto faces the voters; Brett faces the Senate
Texas musicians are desperate—won’t you help?
Creates NFL Europa team to capitalize on newly available talent
The Fox reality series we’d like to see
People are too stupid to save themselves—let’s ask Paul the Octopus!
Somebody get me a cheeseburger.
Disney’s setting its new animated feature in Louisiana means the interracial prince-and-princess couple may have to live in sin.
Why I am not a liberal.
Right-wing myths that don’t walk the talk.
A few links regarding this amazing result.
California bailout: collateral or collateral damage.
Which kind of strongman will be best for post-democratic America?
Wall Street firm was, in fact, infirm.
Little caucus on the prairie.
A carol for the times.
Austin’s latest move to shut up its musicians.
A modest proposal: Use the livers of force-fed Guantánamo prisoners for foie gras.
Maybe hardcore Republicans like him because they think he’s anti-black like them.
Give generously or you’ll never see him again.
The grownups won’t let us vote on the big questions.
A few lines on Lieberman’s defeat, with apologies to Hank.
How to recycle your obsolete behemoth.
Bush’s Homeland Security apparatus springs a leak.
Who would Jesus assassinate?
I’d walk a mile for a unicameral.
There’s media bias, all right — in favor of a race that’s too close to call.
Meet your new job — same as my old job.
Madonna calls Dr. Laura.
Not everyone loved Ronnie.
Denver should want to be less like Austin.
The execution of anti-abortion murderer Paul Hill shows the futility of capital punishment.
The Golden State opts for entertainment over governance in this lame comedy based on a goober-natorial recall.
Texas Democrats vamoose to the high desert while the Grand Old Posse tries to round ’em up. But are there any good guys in this overlong Western?
A misbegotten epic, this Moore vehicle attempts to remake The Ten Commandments but comes off more like a pale Forrest Gump.
George W. Bush wields the lethal syringe, proving his alpha dominance.
For Veep choice, Bush retreads a Texan energy chief from Dad’s team.
Still think Napster’s the coolest? Check out Semester, Fester, and Ulster!
Dumas updated: Evil Bush switched with good twin at coronation.
Reform Party sets downhill speed record. Next time hold a rave instead of a convention.
The latest trend in academia: What to study when the culture’s run out.
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